Wit Quotes - Page 5

“Twelve dead?” I said. “Jesus.”

Three,' reckoned the captain, 'ourselves make seven, counting Hawkins, here. Now, about honest hands?'
Most likely Trelawney's own men," said the doctor; 'those he had picked up for himself, before he lit on Silver.'
Nay,' replied the squire. 'Hands was one of mine.'
I did think I could have trusted Hands,' added the captain.

Sometimes being given the elbow can turn out to be the best hand.

Have a selective optimistic sight, transform the bitch glitch "in stitches.

My name is Mr Bread." He began writing his name neatly on the board. "But you can call me Peter."
Suddenly there was quiet, as thirty little brains whirred.
"Pita Bread!" proclaimed a ginger-haired boy from the back.

The best thing to learn from any government is that it does not get affacted by what other people talk or think about it.

The primary feature of women is not a 'beauty', it's a 'mystery'.

All women may not be beautiful but every woman can look beautiful.

Worry wasn’t an emotion to which he was particularly accustomed - and it worried him.

In less than a year, the Bush administration will strut out of office, leaving the country in roughly the same condition a toddler leaves a diaper.

I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper.

Reading is the noblest of all the hobbies, that is why people mention it so frequently in their resume even if they don't read much.

What good is it if they miss your face but not your mind?

If you've brains it's better than beauty - brains last, beauty doesn't.

You can capture me with your beauty, only if you are a brilliant photographer.

Growing age can kill the beauty, not the style.

Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.

His father was an ass and he is an ass. I imagine sooner than I should like I shall be playing uncle to a litter of asses.

Expectation. That is the true soul of art. If you can give a man more than he expects, then he will laud you his entire life. If you can create an air of anticipation and feed it properly, you will succeed.

For glory lit, and life alive, for goals unreached and aims to strive. All men must try, the wind did see. It is the test, it is the dream.