Wisdom Quotes - Page 5

Life is like a game of chess.
To win you have to make a move.
Knowing which move to make comes with IN-SIGHT
and knowledge, and by learning the lessons that are
acculated along the way.

We become each and every piece within the game called life!

I cannot compromise my respect for your love. You can keep your love, I will keep my respect.

I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.

Wisdom is knowing I am nothing,
Love is knowing I am everything,
and between the two my life moves.

There are many goals but one path - the path of compassion.

Maybe it just means that love can be stronger than fear.

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

Half of seeming clever is keeping your mouth shut at the right times.

As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him will believeth in anything. - Hitchens 3:16

Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.

If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be - a Christian.

That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea.

Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write every day to force the Muse to show up. You get into the habit of writing every day so that when she shows up, you have the maximum chance of catching her, bashing her on the head, and squeezing every last drop out of that bitch.

But that was life: Nobody got a guided tour to their own theme park. You had to hop on the rides as they presented themselves, never knowing whether you would like the one you were in line for...or if the bastard was going to make you throw up your corn dog and your cotton candy all over the place.

You don't have to make something that people call art. Living is an artistic activity, there is an art to getting through the day.

Please, touch me, I pray.