Wife Quotes

I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.

I’ve been fighting to be who I am all my life. What’s the point of being who I am, if I can’t have the person who was worth all the fighting for?

Only a mind free of impediment is capable of grasping the chaotic beauty of the world. This is our greatest asset.

She put on her lace collar. She put on her new hat and he never noticed; and he was happy without her.

View Conflict as an Adventure not a threat.

Love notes to my husband, Jeremiah Nii Mama Akita; I will always love you. I am grateful for a blessed life shared with you.

I know what it is to live entirely for and with what I love best on earth. I hold myself supremely blest - blest beyond what language can express; because I am my husband's life as fully as he is mine.

We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

Lies Have expiry dates but the truth never expires

O my love, my wife!
Death, that hath suck'd the honey of thy breath
Hath had no power yet upon thy beauty.

These things are lost to oblivion like so much about so many who are born and die without anyone taking the time to write it all down. That Litvinoff had a wife who was so devoted is, to be frank, the only reason anyone knows anything about him at all.

Housewife: a position requiring great ambition to fill. Must have the determination to scrub mold, the good taste to distribute a checking account, and the good will to repeat this at a maid service or department store after her husband starts coming home drunk.

Love your wife, your servant and your enemy equally, and file her credit card bills under the ‘enemy’ folder.

Modern wife: A position thought to require great ambition to fill. After initially showing some skill at a maid service or department store, the husband takes her home to find that she has risen too high in the world to generalize that skill, which drives him to drink.

A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.

A new you can still emerge from the old you.

Marriage is not 'I', its 'We'.

You become a man when you marry not just for love but to be a partner with your wife. To be the best man you can be with her, and when you fall short, to admit your shortcomings and to constantly strive to be a great man to your wife.

To be faithful to your wife is wisdom but to acquire concubines is like signing your euthanasia