Strange Quotes

If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months

Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco

Almost everything strange washes up near Miami.

I feel sorry for anyone who is in a place where he feels strange and stupid.

Why a slow death in a strange country if you can die on the threshold of your own house?
Refugees don't exist.
Only blown away people exist,
people blown by the wind
all over the world.

Why do you have to be so damn cryptic?

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator

When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that's no chocolate on the pillow

Don't you wish we all lived in black light.... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it

It was strange what Chris was feeling within, but he didn’t mind for he was loving her.

Strange world isn't it?

You are terrifying and strange and beautiful. Something not everyone knows how to love.

This is the strangest life I have ever known.

You say freak, I say unique.

Tis strange,-but true; for truth is always strange;
Stranger than fiction: if it could be told,
How much would novels gain by the exchange!
How differently the world would men behold!

The truth was stranger than the official fiction.

For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction.

But please remember: this is only a work of fiction. The truth, as always, will be far stranger.