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  • Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. <span class='nobr'><a href='http://www.bestquotes4ever.com/authors/matt-groening-quotes' title='Matt Groening Quotes'>Matt Groening</a></span>
  • I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me. <span class='nobr'><a href='http://www.bestquotes4ever.com/authors/matt-groening-quotes' title='Matt Groening Quotes'>Matt Groening</a></span>
  • Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! - Homer Simpson <span class='nobr'><a href='http://www.bestquotes4ever.com/authors/matt-groening-quotes' title='Matt Groening Quotes'>Matt Groening</a></span>
  • Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you! - Russ Cargill <span class='nobr'><a href='http://www.bestquotes4ever.com/authors/matt-groening-quotes' title='Matt Groening Quotes'>Matt Groening</a></span>
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. Matt Groening

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