Sex Quotes - Page 4

A man's love for a woman is not defined by his availability in bed, but by every ingredient he adds to improve the taste of the relationship.

Seriously, it's like watching mild porn, watching you two eye fuck each other every two seconds.

There's more to the erotic life than explicitness.

I sure wasn't going to ask Aunt Sally, because if she told me once that getting your period was like a moth becoming a butterfly, she'd probably say that sexual intercourse was like a deer getting antlers or something.

As the world confronts the challenges of globalisation, the
entertainment Industry and a web saturated with explicit sexual
content, is increasingly making it difficult for young people to make
informed decisions about sex

You know, sex at seventy-six is getting very dangerous for my health ... since I live at seventy-nine!

Almost everybody gets tired and bored by one lackadaisical topic. If you hit them with something delicious, like a sexy adventure, then the world will want to hear you speak, mind you! Don't become a vulgarian.

Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with Mr. Wenner. Despite his best resistance, the image scrolled across his brain and took some of his love for the world with it.

Writing is like a mental masturbation to me.

It's just not as hot without biting, scratching, and spanking, involved.

A hundred years ago, an average teenager knew countless authors, and, a sex position or two. Today, an average teenager knows countless sex positions, and, an author or two.

An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a human being.

Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others' clothes on.

There’s nothing worse than being violently jerked away from creativity.

I'll drink your champagne. I'll drink every drop of it, I don't care if it kills me.

I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of my life.

Elise hid her face in his shoulder, embarassed, "Kane! What will they think?" She whispered against his neck.
"That we're newly bonded and I can't keep my hands off of my lovely mate." And sure enough, the good natured calls that accompanied them across the yard left her in no doubt that the others were thinking exactly that.

I glance down his body. He's still wearing his shorts and his shirt, and I still have my T-shirt on. Jeez- talk about wham, bam, thank you ma'am.

Much of the Kama Sutra is like origami; I don’t quite understand all the bending that needs to happen.

The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way - contributing 2% as I just sort of lay there.