Sex Quotes - Page 17

Sometimes you don’t even have to have sex at all, and for that kind of sicko, you charge double.

Has something happened to upset you today?”
“Yeah, I had an argument with a vacuum cleaner hose, it wanted me to it a blowjob, but I refused so it took offence. It claimed I blew everyone else's attachment and it wasn't fair.

I just want mind-boggling sex tonight, but I don’t think you can beat my vibrator.

I'm sorry," he muttered. "If I... uh, hurt your feelings or something."
She glared at him. "I'm not hurt. I'm pissed off and sexually frustrated."
His head snapped back on his spine. Well... then. Okaaaaay.

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

It may be a man's world, but men are easily controlled by women.

Young girls are like helpless children in the hands of amorous men, whatever is said to them is true and whatever manipulation on their bodies seems like love to them, sooner or later, they come back to their senses, but the scars are not dead inasmuch as her spoiler lives.

Heed my words, daughter, if you ever mean to be happy: Never give yourself to a man.

Read "The Story of O." Convince yourself that it was in fact written by a woman or someone who thinks like a woman.

Love is the most melodious of all harmonies and the sentiment of love is innate. Woman is a delightful instrument of pleasure, but it is necessary to know its trembling strings, to study the position of them, the timid keyboard, the fingering so changeful and capricious which befits it.

If finding a woman in your bed is so distressing, magus, you should rethink the direction your life’s taken.

You can't have a women's body without having her heart, mind and soul if only momentarily.

Kama unataka kuijua vizuri historia ya mwanamke hasa mwanamke unayetaka kuoana naye, usifanye naye mapenzi kwa miezi sita angalau. Ukifanya naye mapenzi kwa miezi sita au zaidi, au ndani ya miezi sita, halafu akakuchanganya kimapenzi, hutakuwa na uwezo mkubwa wa kuwasikiliza watu kuhusiana na historia yake.

Love and freedom are two elements that differentiate man from a woman, but are also responsible for union of man with woman.

We men are the miserable slaves of prejudice. But when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale, no fortress she will not destroy, no moral consideration she will not ignore at its very root: there is no God worth worrying about.

You are never born a Man.
You become one, when your 'thoughts' outgrow your 'genital'.

I don't see anything other than pretensions and low mentality in women who make a man run after a hole that would soon be inhabited by termites and worms.

How many of us readers say this quote and mean it. "If I knew what I know now life would be different"....

Sex doesn't satisfy for a lifetime, the more you have it, the more you want it. And the more you have it, the more you die out.

If you can't sublimate your fear of mortality into sex with your best friend, what's it there for?