School Quotes - Page 2

School means work and work means death. Let's all go take a nap.

School fools a lot of people. Professionally, one thing is not the most that one person can be.

Somebody is born.
Somebody goes to school.
Somebody learns to conform.
Somebody types a CV.
Somebody gets a job.
Somebody follows orders.
Somebody gets a golden watch.
And then, eventually,
Somebody dies.
And, a Nobody is buried.

In school we learn things then take the test,
In everyday life we take the test then we learn things.

Well my music was different in high school; I was singing about love - you know, things I don't care about anymore.

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

CONJUGATE THIS:
I cut class, you cut class, he, she, it cuts class. We cut class, they cut class. We all cut class. I cannot say this in Spanish because I did not go to Spanish today. Gracias a dios. Hasta luego.

Don't forget to give Neville our love!' Ginny told James as she hugged him.
'Mum! I can't give a professor love!'
'But you know Neville-'
James rolled his eyes.
'Outside, yeah, but at school he's Professor Longbottom, isn't he? I can't walk into Herbology and give him love....

Most bullies are the product of a stressful and often abusive home life. Next time a bully threatens or attacks you, just yell, 'Don't abuse me like your parents abuse you!' Then call children's services and tell them you saw this bully crying in the bathroom and you're worried about him. Bam! He just got moved to a foster home.

I'm the girl nobody knows until she commits suicide. Then suddenly everyone had a class with her.

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.

In school we learn that mistakes are bad, and we are punished for making them. Yet, if you look at the way humans are designed to learn, we learn by making mistakes. We learn to walk by falling down. If we never fell down, we would never walk.

The teachers complain that the students today are all lazy, ignorant, and stupid. But the truth is that you're smarter than they are. You're not even old enough to drive and you already know that none of this matters.

Teachers're always using that "in your own words." I hate that. Authors knit their sentences tight. It's their job. Why make us unpick them, just to put it back together more shonkily? How're you s'posed to say Kapellmeister if you can't say Kapellmeister?

To be successful in life , Plan, Implement, Revise, Update, and Build on Change.

Smiling is not a choice It’s a Lifestyle Pass it on

Passion + Vision +Skill + Mentoring = Success.

Start wherever you are! Low hanging fruit really tastes as good as the high stuff.

A lie near to truth is always difficult to catch