Religion Quotes

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

Do you think it's possible for an entire nation to be insane?

A truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the lies you can invent.

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

Hope is a passion for the possible.

We come into the world through a man and a woman. But life blessings us with many fathers and mothers.

Hate the sin, love the sinner.

No woman wants to be in submission to a man who isn't in submission to God!

You made me confess the fears that I have. But I will tell you also what I do not fear. I do not fear to be alone or to be spurned for another or to leave whatever I have to leave. And I am not afraid to make a mistake, even a great mistake, a lifelong mistake and perhaps as long as eternity too.

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee
And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.

The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.

Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.

Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe - dare I dream it? - maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively.

Well, while you were in the bathroom, I sat down at this picnic table here in Bumblefug, Kentucky, and noticed that someone had carved that GOD HATES FAG, which, aside from being a grammatical nightmare, is absolutely ridiculous. So I'm changing it to 'God Hates Baguettes.' It's tough to disagree with that. Everybody hates baguettes.

He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.

I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time.
She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.

I seem to have run in a great circle, and met myself again on the starting line.

Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?

Therefore, since we are receiving a kingdom that cannot be shaken, let us be thankful, and so worship God acceptably with reverence and awe, for our God is a consuming fire.

All teachings are mere references. The true experience is living your own life. Then, even the holiest of words are only words.