Relationships Quotes - Page 9

Why does everyone think a guy who prefers love to people is missing something in his life?

Weddings, I began to understand, were vile, filthy things when they ran amuck.

When a man's girlfriend's parents ask him what it is that he does for a living: they’re not really concerned about him; they’re concerned about their daughter’s tummy.

When a man's bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman's body - or vagina - has to do the opposite.

A humanitarian seldom makes a good lover. For a lover’s world revolves around their lover, while a humanitarian’s world revolves around the world.

Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich.

Love is the bee that carries the pollen from one heart to another.

I am part of everyone I ever dated on OK Cupid.

Don't show a friend your gift, or your bag of money if you still want to maintain your relationship, but if nay, go on, and all you'll see is hate and jealousy, and you'll fight with him in the street like a dog and all you'll feel is regret.

It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing

People talk a lot but they rarely say anything.

Don't think, just feel it. I know you do; I can see it on your face.

I don’t want to believe in boxes or one-way relationships; I’m naïve, you see. I’d rather moon the moon than flip off a friend, but sometimes I flip so I don’t get flipped. And I still think I’m misunderstanding the Golden Rule.

To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.

I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am!


How love works: Proximity leads to intimacy, and intimacy leads to a relationship. In other words, people who are around each other a lot, get close, and end up hooking up. So it's no great mystery why bosses and secretaries or co-workers or classmates end up dating each other.

You more than anyone else dederve to be loved and happy. Do not remain in any relationship that robs you of those two things.

I've always known that even if the world threatens to collapse, with one hand, you'd hold up the sky, and the other, around me.

Once we’ve savored the goodness of a hundred years until the final drop, only the fleeting memories of intoxication is left behind. Between you and me is it too much to ask for a bottle to begin with?

He was acting like our kiss had broken him, and his reaction was breaking me.