Politics Quotes - Page 2

You want me to tell you what my husband thinks? My husband is not secretary of state; I am. If you want my opinion, I will tell you my opinion. I am not going to be channeling my husband.

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.

If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.

Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.

I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.

In this country we have no place for hyphenated Americans.

I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think, well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a single political argument left.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

The single best thing about coming out of the closet is that nobody can insult you by telling you what you've just told them.

I like Dancing of Indian girls more than my parents’ prayers . Because they dance with love and passion . But my parents just say their prayers because they got used to it .

We the people have no excuse for starry-eyed sycophantic group-think in the Information Age. Knowledge is but a fingertip away.

There is no single truth in a world ruled by many political parties.

Errors do not cease to be errors simply because they’re ratified into law.

Seven Deadly Sins

Wealth without work
Pleasure without conscience
Science without humanity
Knowledge without character
Politics without principle
Commerce without morality
Worship without sacrifice.