Pizza Quotes

My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.


Sorry to hear about your Dad."
He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him."
"Heart attack?"
"He was hit by a Pizza Express truck.

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let's go!

I want to live in a world where the need for pizza belittles that of war.