Philosophical Quotes - Page 6

If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler

Of all the things I expected to find in my lunch, a live snake wasn't one of them.

When you reach the middle of your career ladder, turn it the other way around and slide down to the top

Best that all mischief be undertaken behind a squeaky door

If you’re given a dirty look, wash it and give it back.

Never look in the mirror when your stressed it’s contagious

If you want to know what's going on, keep your mind in the fridge or it might go off.

Life is like a one rung ladder, some days you can be on the top and bottom of the world at the same time

There’s only one person to blame for lack of self confidence

Would you ask a man who bags groceries if he fears death not because it is death but because there are still some interesting groceries he would like to bag?

When the loneliest place on earth is in your mind, move out!

Try jogging when following your heart, it's healthier

Better to have too much time to manage, than too much money that manages all your time

Eventlessness has no post to drape duration on.

De atunci femeia-ascunde sub pleoape-o taina si-si misca geana parc-ar zice ca ea stie ceva, ce noi nu stim, ce nimenea nu stie , nici Dumnezeu chiar.

Behind every wolf in sheep's clothing is a trail of dead sheep - rjs

Woe to any sheep that hunts with wolves - rjs

A sheep that walks amongst wolves is called dinner - rjs

True beauty lies not upon gilded veneers,
But found in the soul within.

Yet, beauty cannot be forgotten,
Eternal Wisdom can never die ...