Pet Quotes

Civilization is only possible for deeply unpleasant animals. It is only an ape that can be truly civilized.

5 ways to cleanse your mind right away:
•Switch off the junk box(Yes I mean Television).
•Stop reading the leftover (Yes I mean Newspaper).
•Stop cursing & blaming.
•Walk in nature with a pet.
•Come home (AND *MEDITATE*).
~ UNIVERSE LOVES YOU & SO DO I ‪#‎StardustAK‬

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

I had a dream about you. You were so cute, and I was holding you for a long time. We went for a walk, happily strutting down the street. We saw a couple others but they weren’t having as much fun as we were. We arrived back home and I gave you a kiss on the nose and a bone.

So I'd been captured? So I was starving?
Did that mean I had to shrivel up and die?
I could still slither. I could still hiss.
Nothing had been stolen from me except my freedom.
What I needed was a new plan.

My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones.