Men Quotes - Page 11

Don't expect a man will try any harder to keep you than he did to get you.

So, for her, I'll try. I'll trust. I'll ... open myself. I'll ... be this guy I've never been before and don't even known how to be - this goofy "in love" guy, this guy who takes care of his woman, this guy who gives more than he takes.

Love is a trick best performed by men.

I don't stand for black man's side, I don't stand for white man's side, I stand for God's side.

If you violate laws of God, you're a sinner.
If you violate laws of men, you're a criminal.
If you violate your own laws, you're pathetic.

Personally, I do not want to make you a man. Men are so very frail. Men break. Men die. No, I’ve always wished to make a god.

Angels had fallen, men have sinned.
It does not mean that God has failed.

I think God is a callous bitch not making me a lesbian. I'm deeply disappointed by my sexual interest in men.

As your heart goes, so goes your family! If your heart isn't right, no child raising system, rules, or gimmicks will ever work. As your heart goes, so goes your parenting!

Men ought to read the Bible and hear God speak.

Women are almost two thirds more likely than men to believe in God, a major study of attitudes among middle aged Britons has found, says The Telegraph.
Well, men are twice more likely than God to believe in women! (At least that was so in the Garden of Eden)

The stranger thought it might be God himself had forgotten much from our pasts, events far distant, events of the same day. And if a thing is not in God’s mind, then what chance of it remaining in those of mortal men?

A man who does something bad will be judged by men and by God. A man who does something good will be rewarded by men and also by God.

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

May a man live well-, and long-enough, to leave many joyful widows behind him.

A teacher had once told them that men were either beasts, gentlemen, or beasts masquerading as gentlemen. Might there be a fourth category - gentlemen masquerading as beasts?

You're not going to tell me they built fifty-foot-high killer golems, are you?"

"Only a man would think of that.

It's our job," said Moist. "If you don't think of fifty-foot-high killer golems first, someone else will.

A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.

My love runs by like a day in June,
And he makes no friends of sorrows.
He'll tread his galloping rigadoon
In the pathway of the morrows.
He'll live his days where the sunbeams start,
Nor could storm or wind uproot him.
My own dear love, he is all my heart, -
And I wish somebody'd shoot him.

You can learn more by going to the opera than you ever can by reading Emerson. Like that there are two sexes.