Men And Women Quotes - Page 4

Dear Men Everywhere,
Please don't think that being a feminist means we hate you or don't need you. -We absolutely love you and couldn't live without you! ...We are just on a mission to be treated equally and with respect. No hard feelings.
With love, Feminists of the World xoxoox
P.S. Yes we do shave our legs!

I beg women to wait. Wait on God. Keep your mouth shut. Don’t expect anything until the declaration is clear and forthright. And to the men I say be careful with us, please. Be circumspect.

Now? I'm just another female faking orgasms to make a man not feel so inadequate.

Sex is not a wizard, whatever magical-seeming properties it might possess in its better forms. If your friend says to you, "You're being mean, you need to get laid," your problem is not sex. Your problems are that you might be acting like an asshole, and your friends are definitely idiots.

A horny man is seen. A horny woman is heard.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

You know, I'm not even sure how we ended up living together."

"I am," Jake said, turning back to the lake. "Sex. It's a powerful force, my boy, and women use it."

"Is that why you gave them up?" Will asked, sympathetically. "Did paranoia drive you to celibacy?

Orpheus said the mind is a slide ruler. It can fit around anything. Show me your body, he said. It only means one thing.

What's your definition of dating?
Lengthy social time spent with a woman during which we're not actively fucking

Ah, lust. It makes us forget anything we want to. The greatest relaxant, the greatest stimulant.

What would you like to do with my neck?’ I asked. ‘Seduce me with your words. Feel free.

If any man tries to stop us, cut him down.

It's always fallen to women to forge the peace between all these hot-blooded men, always ready to go to war at the slightest provocation....Why do men behave the way they do, warring?"
"What do you think?" he asked.
"Maybe because they've got no sense of grief?

A woman brings so much more to the world than birth, for she can birth discovery, intelligence, invention, art, just as well as any man.

It's a shame for a woman's history to be all about men-first boys, then other boys, then men, men, men. It reminds me of the way our school history textbooks were all about wars and elections, one war after another, with the dull periods of peace skimmed over when they happened.

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?

Women leave their marriages when they can't take any more. Men leave when they find someone new.

Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband's girlfriend.

At eleven, Kate woke Jake up when she went searching in the cooler for juice.

"You know, you used to be peaceful," he grumbled.

"I can't believe you were ever married." Kate said, as she cracked the can open. "What did you do, make her stand in the corner all the time?