Life Quotes - Page 19

My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.

It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot.

When a man learns to love, he must bear the risk of hatred.

The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he made so many of them.

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.

Here’s to freedom, cheers to art. Here’s to having an excellent adventure and may the stopping never start.

Early bird
Oh, if you’re a bird, be an early bird
And catch the worm for your breakfast plate.
If you’re a bird, be an early bird -
But if you’re a worm, sleep late.

Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.

I think computer viruses should count as life ... I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.

Life... is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.

My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here.

All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.

Isn't it strange that I know you'd risk your life to save mine, but I don't even know what your favorite color is?

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.

My formula for life is very simple: in the morning, wake up; at night, go to sleep. In between I try and occupy myself as best I can.

That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea.

I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.

Progress just means bad things happen faster.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Tried living in the real world instead of a shell, but I was bored before I even began.