Irony Quotes - Page 7

... And I wondered if we had disappointed God so much, that he wrote us off as pets, just alive to entertain.

The most dangerous irony is, people are angry with others because of their own incompetence.

Ialways think it's funny when Indians celebrate Thanksgiving. I mean, sure, the Indians and Pilgrims were best friends during the first Thanksgiving, but a few years later, the Pilgrims were shooting Indians.
So I'm never quite sure why we eat Turkey like everybody else. (101)

Haw! Haw! Inconceivable stupidity is just what you're going to get! (Brigadier-General Henry Wilson, on being challenged in 1910 about the likelihood of a European war)

What tale do you like best to hear?' 'Oh, I have not much choice! They generally run on the same theme - courtship; and promise to end in the same catastrophe - marriage.

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong.

I actually feel quite self-indulgent at the moment, telling you all about me, me, me.
(...)
On the other hand, you're a human -you should understand self obsession.

I had a dream I was a samurai who invented the poncho, and I sold my ponchos to Mexico. The irony is… I invented them for women.

I had a dream about you painting the scene of a house fire. The clocks were melting and Salvador Dali was riding around in a clown car muttering something about irony.

Give the People what they want - and they'll get what they deserve.

Your weaknesses may not seem overwhelming, but they will create the biggest problems you face.

Remember to remember: sometimes your adversary is your biggest asset. Where would David be without Goliath? Jesus without Judas?

The irony of life: Realizing a lifetime is barely long enough to figure out how it should’ve been lived.

It has been said that civilization is the process of freeing human beings from each other, and that is true. But it takes people to free each other, because people cannot be freed from each other except by each other. The irony of this cannot be overstated.

As a rule,
I believe people shouldn't follow rules;
rules should follow people.

That's the beautiful thing about innocence; even monsters have a pocketful of childhood memories with which to seek comfort with.

We give up our power to the very people who took it away from us in the first place.

Does the mind come with beign human, or is it just a bonus some have?!

He expects us to kill him," Palomides said to Dinadan.
"Some people are so demanding," Dinadan replied. "Considering we've only just met, I mean.

That was his mother. When she wasn't crying over the breakfast cereal, she was laughing about killing herself.