Irony Quotes

I quote others only in order the better to express myself.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

girls
please give your
bodies and your
lives
to
the young men
who
deserve them

besides
there is
no way
I would welcome
the
intolerable
dull
senseless hell
you would bring
me

and
I wish you
luck
in bed
and
out

but not
in
mine

than

War is essential for peace.

I feel no grief for being called something
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub

The world isn't fair? What a huge revelation! Some people in power abuse those they have power over? Amazing! When did this start happening?

He wears his cockiness like an ironic T-shirt, but it fits him better.

... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved wrong by a man who claims he doesn't know anything.

So you thought you could shit and eat at the same time. How disgustingly convenient.

All depression has its roots in self-pity, and all self-pity is rooted in people taking themselves too seriously.

Laughter and irony are at heart reminders that we are not prisoners in this world, but voyagers through it.

That's the nature of being a parent, Sabine has discovered. You'll love your children far more than you ever loved your parents, and - in the recognition that your own children cannot fathom the depth of your love - you come to understand the tragic, unrequited love of your own parents.

If you think this Universe is bad, you should see some of the others.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it.

Scriptures, n. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.

In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

Hell's bells, irony blows.

Nobody steals books but your friends.

Even things that are true can be proved.