Inspirational Quotes - Page 11

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

If you're horrible to me, I'm going to write a song about it, and you won't like it. That's how I operate.

No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.

A goal without a plan is just a wish.

Everything will turn out right, the world is built on that.

Laughter is carbonated holiness.

You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!

Every morning when I wake up, I experience an exquisite joy - the joy of being Salvador Dalí - and I ask myself in rapture: What wonderful things is this Salvador Dalí going to accomplish today?

It's just that in the Deep South, women learn at a young age that when the world is falling apart around you, it's time to take down the drapes and make a new dress.

Everything stinks till it’s finished.

Nothing's a better cure for writer's block than to eat ice cream right out of the carton.

We lay there and looked up at the night sky and she told me about stars called blue squares and red swirls and I told her I'd never heard of them. Of course not, she said, the really important stuff they never tell you. You have to imagine it on your own.

My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here.

And I thought that all those little kids are going to grow up someday. And all of those little kids are going to do the things that we do. And they will all kiss someone someday. But for now, sledding is enough. I think it would be great if sledding were always enough, but it isn't.

It is harder to crack prejudice than an atom.

God helps those who strut their stuff.

I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing.

Believe me, It would be better if we didn't meet again. Go back to school. Go back to your life. And next time they ask you, say no. Killing is for grown-ups and you're still a child.