I had a dream about you. I licked your cone of ice cream. It was envelope flavored.
Dreams, Funny
Vanilla has become too genericized. It’s become standard, which is good. Vanilla is a household name. But the same standardization that’s made it so popular has taken the novelty out of it. Being the vanguard of ice cream has vanquished its radical sensation.
Funny
Sometime all you need is love ... Oh wait! And ice cream, and chocolate to go along with it as nowadays love is anything but sweet.
Love
Forget art. Put your trust in ice cream.
Humor, Art
If your arteries are good, eat more ice cream. If they are bad, drink more red wine. Proceed thusly.
Humor, Health, Motivation