Humorous Quotes - Page 4

IF you want to be a winner than follow one simple rule and feed it in your mind. Take each task and work as " Do it yourself project.

MISUNDERSTANDING" arises only when you see the things with Closed Eyes

A wise man is someone who knows how to convert obstacles into resources.

For all those who say its a Man world. Respect Women Its their World we are just guest here

True Relations never break and relation which breaks were never true

THE Biggest enemy of Truth is known as Facts in our Society

No matter what goals you set to accomplish always remember there is a thing known as Life which you should never forget to live and enjoy

Two powerful factors which creates difference between destroying your relationship and deepening it are EGO and Attitude

TAKE Risk because you never know how absolutely perfect something could turn out to be..

Forget your past,
Use your pain;
Accept that pain,
And Achieve the gain.

I'm infatuated with you, I cannot deny it. Physically speaking, you're a very attractive man. But I don't like you, the vast majority of the time. So far as I can gather, you behave abominably in public and are only marginally better in private. I only find you remotely tolerable when you're kissing me.

Just tell him to keep his hands to himself and his python in his pants.

She shook her head as she confessed, "I want it so much, I'm afraid to hope."
"Never be afraid to hope," Rohan said gently. "It's the
only way to begin."

-Rohan to Win

You ever had a hickey? I want to give you a hickey."
"Karl, we're not fourteen!"
"Don't bloody care. I was in love with you when I was fourteen - your neck owes me a hickey."

(Karl & Elena)

The workings of the male mind are twisted indeed." Winnifred Crane

Listen. Just because we got a mutual hankering, doesn't mean we have to act on it. Aside from the hankering, there isn't much about you that I like. So far, you've been a pain in the behind. And I might as well tell you, I've followed through on one hankering and getting shot was more of an enjoyable experience. I didn't like it.

Looks to me like Felicity didn’t enjoy being mauled,” Daniel pointed out reasonably. When what he reasonably wanted to do, was shove Stuart’s head so far up his ass the next time he gargled he’d give himself a colonic. -Felicity Stripped Bare

The real problem with stories - if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death.

But unless we determine to take action,' said the old man querulously, as if struggling against something deeply insouciant in his nature, 'then we shall all be destroyed, we shall all die. Surely we care about that?' 'Not enough to want to get killed over it,' said Ford.

It's not what I'd want for at my funeral. When I die, I just want them to plant me somewhere warm. And then when the pretty women walk over my grave I would grab their ankles, like in that movie.