Humor Quotes - Page 7

If a woman cannot make her mistakes charming, she is only a female.

I loved the feeling of finally falling in love to someone who would love me back.

Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down

The marks we leave are too often scars.

If he's like any other man I've ever met, it's not my smile he's going to be looking at.

My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.

And empty words are evil.

Jealousy is not a result of love. It is a result of crossed relationship boundaries. Love and relationships should not be confused.

If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months

Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.

Good things come to those who wait.

Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body.

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement

Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.