Humor Quotes - Page 6

Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.

A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

We spend money that we do not have, on things we do not need, to impress people who do not care.

If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.

...Life is much simpler if you don’t notice anything....

Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about.

All the time you're saying to yourself, 'I could do that, but I won't,'-which is just another way of saying that you can't.

I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences.

Money may not buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.

If you're trapped in the dream of the Other, you're fucked.

All sins are forgiven once you start making a lot of money.

If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.

Hearts can't be broken because they're made of marzipan.

YOU are the big drop of dew under the lotus leaf,
I am the smaller one on its upper side,'
said the dewdrop to the lake.

Some men can love forever, some for six years, some for six months, and others for six hours.

If the love is not madness, then the sex is not insane

The boss is never your friend, even if you're sleeping with him.