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  • Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film. <span class='nobr'><a href='http://www.bestquotes4ever.com/authors/steven-wright-quotes' title='Steven Wright Quotes'>Steven Wright</a></span>
  • A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity. <span class='nobr'><a href='http://www.bestquotes4ever.com/authors/george-bernard-shaw-quotes' title='George Bernard Shaw Quotes'>George Bernard Shaw</a></span>
  • A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. <span class='nobr'><a href='http://www.bestquotes4ever.com/authors/zsa-zsa-gabor-quotes' title='Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes'>Zsa Zsa Gabor</a></span>
  • If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble. <span class='nobr'><a href='http://www.bestquotes4ever.com/authors/betty-white-quotes' title='Betty White Quotes'>Betty White</a></span>
  • We spend money that we do not have, on things we do not need, to impress people who do not care. <span class='nobr'><a href='http://www.bestquotes4ever.com/authors/will-smith-quotes' title='Will Smith Quotes'>Will Smith</a></span>
  • If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave. <span class='nobr'><a href='http://www.bestquotes4ever.com/authors/mo-willems-quotes' title='Mo Willems Quotes'>Mo Willems</a></span>
  • ...Life is much simpler if you don’t notice anything.... <span class='nobr'><a href='http://www.bestquotes4ever.com/authors/tom-upton-quotes' title='Tom Upton Quotes'>Tom Upton</a></span>
  • Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough! <span class='nobr'><a href='http://www.bestquotes4ever.com/authors/karl-marx-quotes' title='Karl Marx Quotes'>Karl Marx</a></span>
  • It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. <span class='nobr'><a href='http://www.bestquotes4ever.com/authors/dale-carnegie-quotes' title='Dale Carnegie Quotes'>Dale Carnegie</a></span>
  • All the time you're saying to yourself, 'I could do that, but I won't,'-which is just another way of saying that you can't. <span class='nobr'><a href='http://www.bestquotes4ever.com/authors/richard-p-feynman-quotes' title='Richard P. Feynman Quotes'>Richard P. Feynman</a></span>
  • I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences. <span class='nobr'><a href='http://www.bestquotes4ever.com/authors/graham-parke-quotes' title='Graham Parke Quotes'>Graham Parke</a></span>
  • Money may not buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus. <span class='nobr'><a href='http://www.bestquotes4ever.com/authors/francoise-sagan-quotes' title='Françoise Sagan Quotes'>Françoise Sagan</a></span>
  • If you're trapped in the dream of the Other, you're fucked. <span class='nobr'><a href='http://www.bestquotes4ever.com/authors/gilles-deleuze-quotes' title='Gilles Deleuze Quotes'>Gilles Deleuze</a></span>
  • All sins are forgiven once you start making a lot of money. <span class='nobr'><a href='http://www.bestquotes4ever.com/authors/rupaul-quotes' title='RuPaul Quotes'>RuPaul</a></span>
  • If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell. <span class='nobr'><a href='http://www.bestquotes4ever.com/authors/steven-wright-quotes' title='Steven Wright Quotes'>Steven Wright</a></span>
Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film. Steven Wright

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