Girlfriend Quotes

I can cross the boundless ocean just to save you, I cannot eat or sleep without you, I can take you on a journey to heaven and show you to the angels. All these are fake and absurd promises; Be sincere, walk up to your lover and say, honestly, darling, i can only do the best i can for you.

Your boss takes a dim view of SEX?

Hey, look - your girlfriend is saying something."
Artemis had a vast mental reserve of scathing comebacks at his disposal, but none of them covered girlfriend insults. He wasn't even sure if it was an insult. And if it was, who was being insulted? Him or the girl?

He felt a little lost, after that experience. Lost as the girls on their knees. It was a never-ending story of young girls losing themselves, such that they were no longer humans with any souls or characters, but pretty girls with fat asses and nice tits.

They call her love, love, love, love, love. She is love, and she is all I need.

nobody would know your story unless you survive❤ ❤

The most magical thing I have come across is a beautiful face with a beautiful heart and it's you❤ ❤

A beautiful girlfriend is worth two more.

To the stupidity of men, " Dakota said, raising a glass. "And my brother, who is their king.

I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar-driving Cyclops with a beard - I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with.

Be drunk in love and high on life.

A man is not for you when all he knows is to slam your back on the bed and ram into you like a wild fool. The interested ones are the ones so interested that they become very interested in only interesting things about you.

I know you think I'm crazy. Maybe that's because I am. About life, about this moment, about you.

Treat your heart like a turnstile. Open it to only those who got valid tickets.

It's hot in here but that's just you, Michelle, for when I see you it's like the sun comes out in my head. You are the reason for global warming but in a good way.

If I don't get a girlfriend soon (number one on the list) I may have to resort to drastic measures like surgery (me) or hypnosis (them).

We like the wrong sorts of girls, they wrote. They are usually the ones worth writing about.

My heart has become a amazon of dark secrets ❤

It's risky most of the time, but its better to listen to your heart.

Give as much as importance to your goal as you give it to your first girlfriend, with that much importance your girlfriend might still leave you but your goal will definitely come to you.