Girl Quotes - Page 2

I sure wasn't going to ask Aunt Sally, because if she told me once that getting your period was like a moth becoming a butterfly, she'd probably say that sexual intercourse was like a deer getting antlers or something.

She's a girl after my own heart. Food first, conversation later.

I chase goals, not girls.

Desires are what can most easily ruin us, lovely.

Beneath the makeup and behind the smile I am just a girl who wishes for the world.

It's only through sheer force and luck that she's yet to take over the world.

A girl's gotta get her glam on when the world turns its back on her.

I'm the girl nobody knows until she commits suicide. Then suddenly everyone had a class with her.

Crap.
It's all crap.
Living is crap.
Life has no meaning.
None. Nowhere to be found.
Crap.
Why doesn't anybody realize this?

He felt a little lost, after that experience. Lost as the girls on their knees. It was a never-ending story of young girls losing themselves, such that they were no longer humans with any souls or characters, but pretty girls with fat asses and nice tits.

For you the guy should be the one who will look like the God among the guys.

She was an exotic flower amongst the snowdrifts, out of place, a Technicolor misfit in a monochrome Christmas movie.

You said she's a senior? Babe we're ALL crazy.

Can there be anything more sad than a girl dying on the day of her first communion, in her new dress. A little bride of death...

Donegan Bane and Gracious O'Callahan - the Monster Hunters. Adventurers, inventors, authors of Monster Hunting for Beginners and it's sequels, Monster Hunting for Beginners is Probably Inadvisable and Seriously, Dude, Stop Monster Hunting.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

Do we have a hand mirror?' I asked from the kitchen doorway.
'Never use one,' said Lester, examining the date on a carton of sour cream.
'Naturally, you're a male. What you see is what you've got,' I said resentfully.
'Huh?' said Lester.

I want everyone to wear what they want and mix it in their own way. That, to me, is what is modern.

I'm tired of hurting from the people who leave me. I'm tired of getting comfortable with others. I tell you everything and you leave. It's like you're take what is good in me and all that is left in me is an empty shitty feeling.

I am the Constellation of my own