Funny Quotes - Page 9

If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for.

Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals.

When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you are angry.

I chase goals, not girls.

I decided to do the easy task of changing situations and conditions by being a hero, than staying back to do the difficult task of changing people by being just a man.

You will have relatively less problems to solve, if you don't confuse problems with inconveniences.

By doing ordinary actions efficiently you will become the best among ordinary, but you will not be an extraordinary.

Memories make you sentimental, experiences make you smart.

You will miss a normal life while living a successful life, but not as much as the craving for a successful life while you were living a normal life.

I agree that sometimes it is difficult to choose between right and wrong, but not between right and stupid.

Remember, crowd doesn't care about common sense.

Majority wins, but majority is not necessarily right and sometimes majority is awfully wrong.

I don't beg for those things which can be earned.

No kind of social system can make you more happier and secure than your own money.

Not obedience or feelings or respect, there is only one thing which people take seriously at all time and its "money".

If you have money but not love you will somehow manage, but if you don't have both then you are in serious trouble.

If you think rightly, every problem is financial problem or eventually becomes one.

Jean-Baptiste Say may have coined the term 'entrepreneur' but he totally missed the opportunity to put it on a t-shirt and sell it.

Dixon was not unconscious of this awed reverence which was given to her; nor did she dislike it; it flattered her as much as Louis the Fourteenth was flattered by his courtiers shading their eyes from the dazzling light of his presence.

The chickens bounced onto the pink and purple bush and landed on Annika's head." It's funny because nobody has ever said that before. I should get an award or something because I just made history!