Food Quotes

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Hearts can't be broken because they're made of marzipan.

My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.

Corbyn would literally waste £100 billion of taxpayer money on weapons he'd never use. How many food stamps is that?

This above all: to thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.

One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement

My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.


I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regretted
most of them, but never the potatoes that went with them.

The main facts in human life are five: birth, food, sleep, love and death.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.

Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.

Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!

Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.

Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant.
And it always feels good.

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.