Dogs Quotes - Page 5

Once when I had remarked on the affection quite often found between cat and dog, my friend replied, "Yes. But I bet no dog would ever confess it to the other dogs.

I like dogs
Big dogs
Little dogs
Fat dogs
Doggy dogs
Old dogs
Puppy dogs
I like dogs
A dog that is barking over the hill
A dog that is dreaming very still
A dog that is running wherever he will
I like dogs.

Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.

I have never tried to walk through a mall in the Christmas season dressed like a jolly old elf. You might as well dress up like a pork chop and walk into an alley full of starving dogs.

They began work at 5:30 and quit at 7 at night. Children six years old going home to lie on a straw pallet until time to resume work the next morning! I have seen the hair torn out of their heads by the machinery, their scalps torn off, and yet not a single tear was shed, while the poodle dogs were loved and caressed and carried to the seashore.

You've got to have, like, a lentil for a soul to hate wiener dogs.

Dogs are the best example of a being who doesn't need to lie to protect someone's pride.

Dogs, for a reason that can only be described as divine, have the ability to forgive, let go of the past, and live each day joyously. It’s something the rest of us strive for.

My dogs have been the reason I have woken up every single day of my life with a smile on my face.

Men are like dogs," Stacy was fond of saying. And she usually went on to add that, like dogs, they all took up too much space on the bed, and they always went for the crotch.

I've seen men suffer like rural dogs and others prosper like gods.

If men are dogs, then women are desperate dogs.

We all agree men are dogs, with the similar conviction let's also agree to the quiet truth; women are desperate dogs.

As dogs return to their vomit, some men return to their wives.

It is natural for our unamiable sex to dislike the creatures, for you ladies lavish so many caresses upon them.

Everything I know, I learned from dogs.

Mario, what do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?"

"I give."

"You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.