Meow” means “woof” in cat.
Humor, Cats
Dogs are how people would be if the important stuff is all that mattered to us.
Life, Love, People
The other candidates — they went in, they didn’t know the air conditioning didn’t work. They sweated like dogs…How are they gonna beat ISIS? I don’t think it’s gonna happen.
Work, Positive Thinking
The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.
Love, Babies
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Humor, Friends, Books
Happiness is a warm puppy.
Happiness, Humor
It is a fool of a shepherd who culls his dogs.
Wisdom, Humor, Humour
If you live with dogs, you'll never run out of things to write about.
Writing, Dog
I will keep no further journal of that same hesternal torch‐light ; and, to prevent me from returning, like a dog, to the vomit of memory, I tear out the remaining leaves of this volume...
Regret, Memory, Writing
I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.
Love, Humor, Sex
The next time you wish you could find the right words to say to someone who is hurting, just remember that dogs are a man's best friend without ever speaking a word to them. Simply be present and have sympathy.
Love, Hurt, Friendship
Everything is inspiration. If you look at the world as the incredible place it is, then each moment is a feast.
Ya, Young Adult
Sometimes you don't need words to feel better; you just need the nearness of your dog.
Words
There is always hope for man or dog in life if only they be cute
Love, Relationships, Men
What do dogs do on their day off?; Can't lie around – that's their job!
Work
Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day. It is amazing how much love and laughter they bring into our lives and even how much closer we become with each other because of them.
Love, Animals
Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.
Love, Faith
The more boys I meet the more I love my dog.
Love, Boys
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.
Humor, Naughty
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
Humor, Respect, Fashion