Dog Quotes

When what you want is a relationship, and not a person, get a dog.

If you live with dogs, you'll never run out of things to write about.

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.


Everything is inspiration. If you look at the world as the incredible place it is, then each moment is a feast.

If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.

Are you a female dog?"
"What?" Massie asked. "Why?"
"Because you are acting like a real bitch!

If you need help bark like a dog." - Gendry.

"That's stupid. If I need help I'll shout help." - Arya

I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.

Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention?'

'To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time.'

'The dog did nothing in the night-time.'

'That was the curious incident,' remarked Sherlock Holmes.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

I remember the pain I felt, and wonder why a man who was such an accomplished liar had to tell the truth that day.

In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit-the wag of a dog's tail.

Romance is everything to turn it into a cause for given is priceless

There is sorrow enough in the natural way
From men and woman to fill our day;
But when we are certain of sorrow in store,
Why do we always arrange for more?
Brothers & Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.

Neighbours complaining about someone’s dog making an awful racket. You could hardly blame the poor beast, its owner had died in her bed at least a fortnight before and there hadn’t been much left of the old girl worth eating.

Good dog! Nice fetch!"
"He wasn't fetching."
"Bring her here, boy. Good job!"
The dog looked from Zack to me.
"I've been training him," Zack said. "Up till now he's brought home only dead rabbits, but I guess he's finally getting the hang of it.

maybe somebody finally shot the dog.

Where's Kahn?"
"In bed. You don't mind if I pet your little pink kitty? Do you?"
I chuckled, "You mean my HOT DIGGITY DOG.

As an author I'm in my head all day and I worry that I lose touch with reality. But then my dog pees on my shoe and I know I've found it again.

Some people tend to throw your love to the dogs when you become totally submissive to them, but when you want to get out of the heat, they pull you back into the kitchen.