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Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.

Tears are words the heart can't express

An alcoholic is someone you don't like, who drinks as much as you do.

Wit is educated insolence.

Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.

The beginning of wisdom is the definition of terms.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.

Hypocrite: The man who murdered his parents, and then pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan.

...all concepts in which an entire process is semiotically concentrated elude definition; only that which has no history is definable.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

An infinite question is often destroyed by finite answers. To define everything is to annihilate much that gives us laughter and joy.

Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.