Dark Humor Quotes - Page 2

Are you entirely sure of that knot?' asked Morveer. 'There is no place in the plan for a lengthy drop'.
'Twenty-eight strides', said Friendly.
'What?'
'The drop'.
A brief pause, 'That is not helpful'.

In the beginning there was Logos...and God of course. And it was all extremely boring for Logos because he could never beat God at any game...

When your past shows up to haunt you, make sure it comes after supper so it doesn't ruin your whole day.

The world had been divided into two parts that sought to annihilate each other because they both desired the same thing, namely the liberation of the oppressed, the elimination of violence, and the establishment of permanent peace.

We have been called from darkness into the light.

Something bad was about to happen. My wife was being clever again.

You may be married to a star, but that doesn't mean they'll treat you like one.

Personligt kan jeg kun forestille mig én ting, der er endnu værre (end at have venner): familien. Gudskelov befinder jeg mig i den gunstige situation, at jeg ingen familie har.

In the end, we all die for what we believe in... mostly because we all die.

Moreover, man carries in his heart the desire always to wield his scientific knowledge in service of the greater good. He would of course never use it for destructive purposes. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! ...

(So I heard the boom of my fathr's rifle when he shot my best friend.) A bullet only costs about two cents, and anybody can afford that.(14)

I've committed to nothing...and that's just suicide...by tiny, tiny increments.

Sow a thought and reap an action, sow an action and reap a habit, sow a habit and reap a destiny - John Cleaver

Oh, precious losing streak,
you're too cute for your own good.
I try to laugh about it
but my face is made of wood.