It doesn't matter if it's the real world or fictional," I insisted. "Crushes are the best part of liking someone, and they are completely safe. You get all the benefits of fantasising about someone, but none of the he-loves-me-he-loves-me-not drama. It's all the good parts with none of the parts that make you lie awake at night all angsty.
Food shouldn’t be that shade of green, lass.” – Faolán MacIntyre
Fair enough…No inhaling battery acid,” I smirk. “We can’t breathe battery
acid, can we?