Clever Quotes

One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke.

Desperation is the father of ingenuity.

Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals.

Memories make you sentimental, experiences make you smart.

You may not be the person with high IQ, but you can be the person with highest hard work.

I had a dream about you. I licked your cone of ice cream. It was envelope flavored.

Sitting to think of what to write will only set your ass on fire, give you headache, twist your face to look stupid, instead, walk around with a blank mind and something from somewhere will fill it up.

What I stand for is what I stand on.

To ugly ducklings everywhere,
Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:
They'll never get to be swans

The failure mode of clever is “asshole.

If my 'mind' don't mind, I don't mind.

When you're at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on

Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.

always schedule your comeback.

How are we going to get out of here?"
"Oh, escape is easy once you have the right plan."
"Do we have the right plan?"
"Not yet."
"Do we have any plan?"
"Not yet.

Civilization begins with distillation

Even more than the time when she gave birth, a mother feels her greatest joy when she hears others refer to her son as a wise learned one.

The deepness of your mind produces the thickness of your thoughts.

They say “as brave as lion”, they say “as clever as fox”, they say “ as friendly as dog” but nobody says “as something good as man”.

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household.