Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick, I don't think it's accurate to say, 'Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but unfortunately he has never cried.
Humor
Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.
Humor, Funny, Funny And Random
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
Chuck Norris CAN understand women.
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.
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