Cats Quotes

Meow” means “woof” in cat.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.

What greater gift than the love of a cat.

After all, a woman who doesn't love cats is never going to be make a man happy.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.

You fuck - you ate my cat!

Cats don't need to be possessed; they're evil on their own.

She will not die today. I won't let her.

Yearning for love made her feel like a cat that was always twining around ankles, meowing Pet me, pet me, look at me, love me.

Name the different kinds of people,’ said Miss Lupescu. ‘Now.’

Bod thought for a moment. ‘The living,’ he said. ‘Er. The dead.’ He stopped. Then, ‘... Cats?’ he offered, uncertainly.

'Tell Suzie she's a lucky cat.' Have sexier words ever been spoken?

No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

To err is human, to purr is feline.

The only escape from the miseries of life are music and cats...

I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.

Now you people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know who we are, so we don't need names.

What sort of philosophers are we, who know absolutely nothing of the origin and destiny of cats?

I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them cats.

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.