Breakfast Quotes

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

In the name of Bacon will you chicken me up that egg.
Shall I swallow cave-phantoms?

Everyone runs around trying to find a place where they still serve breakfast because eating breakfast, even if it's 5 o'clock in the afternoon, is a sign that the day has just begun and good things can still happen. Having lunch is like throwing in the towel.

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.

Dave grimaced. 'Cheesecake for breakfast?'

'What's the problem? It's dairy and cereal. It's practically a bowl of cornflakes.

Breakfast was an irritable business. The clock, on the wall, MapHead noticed, seemed to make everyone unhappy. Everyone checked the clock on the wall, then rushed around looking grim. It would be a simple matter to fix it, MapHead thought. No reason not to be happy.

I like sex for breakfast, kid. I eat early and often.

When a woman didn't enjoy it, she leaves early in the morning. Those who had a nice time will wait until the sun comes out, requests breakfast and taxi money. In the morning that lady requested breakfast and taxi money. You don't ask for taxi money from somebody who raped you.

The days were sunny, the nights were star-studded. Indeed married life was strawberries for breakfast and loving all the time.

I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?