Applause Quotes

I don't expect congratulations for successful beginning, what I want is the applaud at successful ending.

The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.

As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:
~people applaud you incessantly.
~love you more than their parents.
~give you a daily bread.

Magic is the stunning art of surprising your audience, so that nothing else surprises them.

A great piece of music make people to close their eyes but a great magic effect make their eyes wide open.

An applause is not just the recognition of good performance, but its proof of being different than the crowd.

For those of you in the cheap seats I'd like ya to clap your hands to this one; the rest of you can just rattle your jewelry!