My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.
Humor, Family, Walking
The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
Wisdom, Humor
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.
Truth, Trust, Secret
There was a considerable difference between the ages of my parents, but this circumstance seemed to unite them only closer in bonds of devoted affection.
Life, Love, Relationships
You know, sex at seventy-six is getting very dangerous for my health ... since I live at seventy-nine!
Sex, Funny
The world is changing rapidly, and everyone changes along with the world. Discoveries is now becoming rampant; intellectually, technologically,etc, each having its advantage and disadvantage.
Knowledge, Change, Intellect
How old must you be before words can no longer fool you?
Wisdom, Words
Only little boys and old men sneer at love.
Love, Passion
Ik ben niet bevreesd, noch voor de ouderdom noch voor de dood, maar berusting is me schrikbeeld. Nooit zou ik aan de oevers waar braafheid en gezapigheid wonen, willen aanleggen. Ik ben nu vijfentachtig, ik schrijf nog steeds en ik zou nog tot liefhebben in staat zijn.
In this day and age, there is a special mandate for every one of us to be in-charge of our lives by sitting at the driver's seat of our lives. Rule your world!
Inspirational, Passion
The land of easy mathematics where he who works adds up and he who retires subtracts.
Life, Humor, Work
Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.
Humor
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
Hopes are like hair ornaments. Girls want to wear too many of them. When they become old women they look silly wearing even one.
Life, Hope
It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.
Life, Time
At 50, everyone has the face he deserves.
Life, Aging
And meanwhile time goes about its immemorial work of making everyone look and feel like shit.
What else do I have to offer? Nothing happens to me anymore. That’s the reality of getting old, and I guess that’s really the crux of the matter. I’m not ready to be old yet.
Life
I have nothing now but praise for my life. I'm not unhappy. I cry a lot because I miss people. They die and I can't stop them. They leave me and I love them more...
Life, Inspirational, Death
When humans were young, they were pushed around in strollers. When they were old, they were pushed around in wheelchairs. In between, they were just pushed around.
Life, Humans