Advice Quotes - Page 6

What is life if not joy?

You will become who you are after you have been lost and recovered time and time again– you will turn up without pieces that needed to be shredded and with new discoveries that will give you a stepping stone to move forward on.

Love someone because their soul inspires you, not because you’re interested in the relief from loneliness and companionship they can provide. Anybody can do that. Not just anybody can show you to yourself.

We must be able to look under the surface rather than over-analyze it and delude ourselves into thinking we’re seeing beneath it.

Never go to another woman about your woman. Not unless you want an insidious form of advice.

Anyone who is willing to work and is serious about it will certainly find a job. Only you must not go to the man who tells you this, for he has no job to offer and doesn't know anyone who knows of a vacancy. This is exactly the reason why he gives you such generous advice, out of brotherly love, and to demonstrate how little he knows the world.

You have to wait for your mind to catch up with whatever it is it’s working on; then you can write a novel.

You have to be burning with an idea, or a problem, or a wrong that you want to right. If you're not passionate enough from the start, you'll never stick it out.

My best advice to you is: Whatever you do, do NOT take my advice.

The World has not evolved into what it is today to specifically meet my pleasures.

Be focused in what you do and what you say. There is much noise in the world to detrack you.

It is very difficult to live among people you love and hold back from offering them advice.

Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.

Most bullies are the product of a stressful and often abusive home life. Next time a bully threatens or attacks you, just yell, 'Don't abuse me like your parents abuse you!' Then call children's services and tell them you saw this bully crying in the bathroom and you're worried about him. Bam! He just got moved to a foster home.

If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts, he shall end in certainties.

We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand.

Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.

The best way to predict your future is to create it

Don't own so much clutter that you will be relieved to see your house catch fire.

Opening up to the wrong person is like putting ammo in their hands.