Absurd Quotes - Page 3

I can cross the boundless ocean just to save you, I cannot eat or sleep without you, I can take you on a journey to heaven and show you to the angels. All these are fake and absurd promises; Be sincere, walk up to your lover and say, honestly, darling, i can only do the best i can for you.

God is the supreme uncreated light of which Wisdom is born, but there was never a time when God's Wisdom did not exist.

If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels....

Maruman does not loll.

You keep seeing your picture on posters that you are missing but you're not. That'd be weird, right? Or say you look down at the sidewalk and earthworms are spelling your name. Or you open a peanut bag and the 'hello' is written in your writing on the inside of the shell. Would that weird ya?

Solitude gives birth to the original in us, to beauty unfamiliar and perilous - to poetry. But also, it gives birth to the opposite: to the perverse, the illicit, the absurd.

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator

When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that's no chocolate on the pillow

Don't you wish we all lived in black light.... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it

Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub