Absurd Quotes - Page 2

Absurdity and anti - absurdity are the two poles of creative energy.

One of the only coherent philosophical positions is thus revolt. It is a constant confrontation between man and his own obscurity.

Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down

My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.

If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months

Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

The American Dream has become a death sentence of drudgery, consumerism, and fatalism: a garage sale where the best of the human spirit is bartered away for comfort, obedience and trinkets. It's unequivocally absurd.

How unbearable, for women, is the tenderness which a man can give them without love. For men, how bittersweet this is.

My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.


To you, I'm an atheist.
To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time.
She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.

When I was a kid we had a sandbox. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child...eventually.

When all else fails, there's always delusion.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying.

I smell blood and an era of prominent madmen.

Seeking what is true is not seeking what is desirable.