Absurd Quotes

Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.

If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.

Beauty is a whore, I like money better.

The bounties of space, of infinite outwardness, were three: empty heroics, low comedy, and pointless death.

Children and dogs are the messengers of God some of us do not deserve them

Applaud my idiocy.

Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.

Absurdity is one of the most human things about us: a manifestation of our most advanced and interesting characteristics.

To stay or to go, it amounted to the same thing.

If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.

A man devoid of hope and conscious of being so has ceased to belong to the future.

I've knitted myself a hat, it's plum red with an appealing lace pattern, I figured that a few air holes would be nice now that it's spring. I put it on and feel like a cranberry in the snow, and I wonder if they can see me from the moon. Me and the Great Wall.

The phrase ‘popular science’ has in itself a touch of absurdity. That knowledge which is popular is not scientific.

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

No people find each other more absurd than lovers

If the love is not madness, then the sex is not insane

Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?