Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.
Humor
Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.
Humor, Think
Okay you guys, pair up in threes!
90% of the game is half mental.
Inspirational
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Funny
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
You can observe a lot just by watching.