Woody Allen Quotes - Page 3

The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.

Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman.

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

The most expensive sex is free sex

-Mary: Il sesso senza amore è un'esperienza vuota!
-Isaac: Beh, ma tra le esperienze vuote è una delle migliori.

I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.

He's dreaming, Cloquet thought, as he stood over him, revolver in hand.
He's dreaming, and I exist in reality. Cloquet hated reality but realized it was
still the only place to get a good steak.

You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it's real difficult in life

[...] I've come to the conclusion that the artist can not justify life or come up with a cogent reason as to why life is meaningful, but the artist can provide you with a cold glass of water on a hot day.

I hate when art becomes a religion. I feel the opposite. When you start putting a higher value on works of art than people, you’re forfeiting your humanity." - Woody Allen

I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics.