BiographyType: Actor, comedian, filmmaker Born: December 1, 1935 Died: Woody Allen’s prolific career as a comedian, writer, and filmmaker has now spanned more than six decades. Mr. Allen’s first screenplay was for "What’s New, Pussycat?", which was released in 1965. He has written and directed more than 45 feature films, including "Annie Hall", "Manhattan" and more recently, "Midnight in Paris" and "Blue Jasmine". Woody Allen is the author of "Without Feathers" and "Side Effects", among other books. |
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
To you, I'm an atheist.
To God, I'm the loyal opposition.
I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.
All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.
It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to.
If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.
Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
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