Wendy Cope Quotes

Write to amuse? What an appalling suggestion!
I write to make people anxious and miserable and to
worsen their indigestion.

The day he moved out was terrible –
That evening she went through hell.
His absence wasn’t a problem
But the corkscrew had gone as well.

Making Cocoa For Kingsley Amis

It was a dream I had last week
And some kind of record seemed vital.
I knew it wouldn't be much of a poem
But I love the title.