W.C. Fields Quotes

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

IF A THING IS WORTH HAVING, ITS WORTH CHEATING FOR.

I like children. If they're properly cooked.

I was in love with a beautiful blond once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.