Tyne O'Connell Quotes

I suppose a cycle courier knows better than anyone how a murder on Marble Arch can hold up traffic.

She was to my ego what Rasputin was to morality, whittling away at my self-image with menaces and put downs viewed as compliments until I realised I was too old, too fat, too tall, too dull, too everything to ever find love.

I’ve got you under my skin, or is it just my eczma again?

I suppose you’re young,’ she conceded, managing once again to make youth sound like impetigo

I had wasted my life in the pursuit of a career, romance, financial independence and the best heels in town when it seems I could have done more for my self esteem with a .38 calibre handgun

What he needed was a metaphorical Bobbit job

Men think wiles charming unless they find out your charms are wiles.

The things you see when you’re not carrying a gun

She was the sort of woman who could suck out free will and self esteem with a look.

We live in different times. I would not have described London as a city of gun-toters but that was when Londoners still said sorry when you knock them over and called cappuccinos fluffy coffees & policemen, bobbies!

Chic rarely bothers to leave the Rue De Faubourg Saint-Honore.

Men are mystifying creatures. For instance why do all men think their penis is a panacea for all the world’s problems?

I had walked all over the fragile bloom of his heart like a Boadicea in Blahniks

The Only place to love a man or fight a man is below the belt

The Classic Notting Hill junkie, i.e; Armani underwear, Pink’s shirt and Burberry belt tourniquets

It was here in Mayfair, that adjectives such as gracious elegant sophisticated and sublime trip off the tongue like coins into a parking meter.